YOU SAID:
I am in homosexual destress.
INTO JAPANESE
私は同性愛者の愛人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a gay mistress.
INTO JAPANESE
私はゲイの愛人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a gay mistress
INTO JAPANESE
私はゲイの愛人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a gay mistress
That didn't even make that much sense in English.