YOU SAID:
I am in dire need of a poo
INTO JAPANESE
私はウンチが非常に必要だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in dire need of poop.
INTO JAPANESE
ウンチが絶対に必要なんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need poop. I need poop.
INTO JAPANESE
ウンチが欲しいウンチが欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want poop. I want poop.
INTO JAPANESE
ウンチが欲しいウンチが欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want poop. I want poop.
You should move to Japan!