YOU SAID:
I am growing older, and losing my hair and my mind at the same time.
INTO JAPANESE
私は年を取って成長し、同時に私の髪と私の心を失っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grow old and lose my hair and my heart at the same time.
INTO JAPANESE
私は年をとって成長し、同時に髪も心も失います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grow old and lose both my hair and my heart.
INTO JAPANESE
私は年をとり、髪も心も失います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am old, I lose my hair and my mind.
INTO JAPANESE
私は年をとっています、私は私の髪と私の心を失います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am older, I lose my hair and my heart.
INTO JAPANESE
私は年上です、私は私の髪と私の心を失います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am older, I lose my hair and my heart.
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