YOU SAID:
i am gonna kick your dog so hard
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの犬を一生懸命にキックするつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I intend to kick your dog hard.
INTO JAPANESE
ハードあなたの犬をキックするつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to kick your dog hard.
INTO JAPANESE
オレはもう行くよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to.
INTO JAPANESE
オレはもう行くよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.