YOU SAID:

I am going to sell three of my kidneys on the dark web to a Russian midget named Vlad

INTO JAPANESE

私はダークウェブで私の腎臓の3つをVladという名前のロシアの小人に売るつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to sell three of my kidneys to a Russian dwarf named Vlad on the dark web

INTO JAPANESE

私は腎臓の3つをロシアのドワーフに売るつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will sell three of my kidneys to a Russian dwarf.

INTO JAPANESE

私は腎臓の3つをロシアの小人に売ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sell three of my kidneys to a Russian dwarf.

INTO JAPANESE

私は腎臓の3つをロシアの小人に売っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sell three of my kidneys to a Russian dwarf.