YOU SAID:
i am going to pee my pants in like five minutes
INTO JAPANESE
私は5分ほどでパンツをおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will pee the pants in about 5 minutes
INTO JAPANESE
5分ほどでパンツをおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee the pants in about 5 minutes
INTO JAPANESE
パンツを約5分でおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee the pants in about 5 minutes
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