YOU SAID:
I am going to mutilate a pig and then eat it for breakfast
INTO JAPANESE
豚を切り刻んで朝食に食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut the pork and eat it for breakfast
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉を切って朝食に食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut the pork and eat it for breakfast
Come on, you can do better than that.