YOU SAID:

I am going to kick you into the ground and eat your food

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを地面に蹴って食べ物を食べるつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to eat food on the ground kicking you

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを蹴って地面に食べ物を食べるつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to kick you, eat the food on the ground

INTO JAPANESE

あなたを蹴り、地面に食べ物を食べるつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Going to kick you, eat the food on the ground

INTO JAPANESE

あなたをキックしようとして、地面に食べ物を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat the food on the ground, trying to kick you

INTO JAPANESE

あなたをキックしようとして地面に食べ物を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat the food on the ground, trying to kick you