YOU SAID:
i am going to hang myself in the middle of the woods
INTO JAPANESE
私は森の真ん中で首を吊るします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hang myself in the middle of the forest
INTO JAPANESE
森の真ん中で首を吊るす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hang yourself in the middle of the forest
INTO JAPANESE
森の真ん中で首を吊るす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hang yourself in the middle of the forest
You should move to Japan!