YOU SAID:
I am going to either shoot myself or throw myself in front of a car
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分を撃つか、自分を車の前に投げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I either shoot myself or throw myself in front of the car
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分を撃ったり、自分を車の前に投げたりする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shoot myself or throw myself in front of the car
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分を撃つか、自分を車の前に投げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I either shoot myself or throw myself in front of the car
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分を撃ったり、自分を車の前に投げたりする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shoot myself or throw myself in front of the car
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium