YOU SAID:
i am going to commit arson on an orphanige
INTO JAPANESE
私は孤児院で放火をするつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to set fire in an orphanage
INTO JAPANESE
孤児院に火をつけるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to light the orphanage
INTO JAPANESE
孤児院に火をつけるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to light the orphanage
That didn't even make that much sense in English.