YOU SAID:
i am going home to fry my dog do you want som
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を炒めるために家に帰ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go home to fry the dog
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰って犬を炒めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go home and fry the dog
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰って犬を炒める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go home and fry the dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.