YOU SAID:
I am getting laid tonight
INTO JAPANESE
私は今夜寝ています
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I'm sleeping tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜寝てる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleeping tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep tonight
That's deep, man.