YOU SAID:
I am getting laid tonight
INTO JAPANESE
私は今夜寝ています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sleeping tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜寝てる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleeping tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep tonight
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