YOU SAID:
I am extremely constipated and i adore cake
INTO JAPANESE
私は非常に便秘で、ケーキが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very constipated and love cake
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても便秘でケーキが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very constipated and love cake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.