YOU SAID:
I am eating the dog while the dog eats me.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私を食べている間、私は犬を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating a dog while a dog is eating me.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私を食べている間に、私は犬を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While the dog is eating me, I am eating the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私を食べている間、私は犬を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating a dog while a dog is eating me.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私を食べている間に、私は犬を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While the dog is eating me, I am eating the dog.
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