YOU SAID:
i am eating the cat when the cat eats me because the eating of the cat didn't eat me
INTO JAPANESE
猫の食事が私を食べなかったので、猫が私を食べるとき、私は猫を食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the cat eats me, I am eating the cat because the cat's diet did not eat me
INTO JAPANESE
猫が私を食べるとき、私は猫の食事療法が私を食べなかったので、私は猫を食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the cat eats me, I am eating the cat because the cat's diet did not eat me
You've done this before, haven't you.