YOU SAID:
I am eating bread and crying on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンを食べて、床で叫ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat bread and crying on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
床で叫ぶでパンを食べる私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By crying on the floor my bread
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンの床に泣いて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crying on the floor of my bread
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンの床に泣いて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crying on the floor of my bread
You've done this before, haven't you.