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YOU SAID:

I am eating a baby at a rate of two hundred beats per minute

INTO JAPANESE

私は毎分200拍の速度で赤ちゃんを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm eating babies at a rate of 200 beats per minute

INTO JAPANESE

私は毎分200拍の速度で赤ちゃんを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm eating babies at a rate of 200 beats per minute

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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