YOU SAID:
I am disrespectful to dirt.
INTO JAPANESE
私は汚れに失礼。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was disrespectful to dirt.
INTO JAPANESE
汚れに失礼しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry to the dirt.
INTO JAPANESE
汚れにごめんなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Smudges on it I'm sorry.
INTO JAPANESE
それに汚れ私は残念です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a stain I pity.
INTO JAPANESE
私は残念な汚れです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a bad stain.
INTO JAPANESE
私は悪い汚れです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a bad stain.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.