YOU SAID:

i am crazy but i am a person of strenght who likes getting laid by very old zebras with sushi in my mouth

INTO JAPANESE

私は頭がおかしいですが、寿司を口に入れて非常に古いシマウマに寝かされるのが好きな強さの人です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm crazy, but I'm a strong man who likes to eat sushi and lie down on very old zebras

INTO JAPANESE

私は頭がおかしいですが、私は寿司を食べて非常に古いシマウマに横になるのが好きな強い男です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm crazy, but I'm a strong guy who likes to eat sushi and lie down on very old zebras

INTO JAPANESE

私は頭がおかしいですが、私は寿司を食べて非常に古いシマウマに横になるのが好きな強い男です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm crazy, but I'm a strong guy who likes to eat sushi and lie down on very old zebras