YOU SAID:
I am cracking up like a boiled egg.
INTO JAPANESE
私がゆで卵のように割れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I boiled eggs are cracked.
INTO JAPANESE
私は煮卵が割れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I boil an egg is broken.
INTO JAPANESE
卵を沸騰させるが壊れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Boil eggs is broken.
INTO JAPANESE
沸騰させる卵が壊れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Boil eggs is broken.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.