YOU SAID:
i am cooler than you are cool because i'm the coolest of all cool
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてのクールのクールなクールよりも涼しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was all cool for more cool cool cool
INTO JAPANESE
クールなクールなクールなはすべて涼しかった
That didn't even make that much sense in English.