YOU SAID:
I am constipated beyond god's help and I'm very much afraid my uterus will fall out loudly during my REM sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神の助けを借りられないほどの便秘で、レム睡眠中に子宮が音を立てて落ちてしまうのではないかと非常に心配しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm constipated without God's help and I'm very worried that my uterus will flop down during REM sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神の助けがなければ便秘で、レム睡眠中に子宮が下がってしまうのではないかととても心配しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am constipated without God's help and am very worried that my uterus will move down during REM sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神の助けがなければ便秘になっており、レム睡眠中に子宮が下がってしまうのではないかと非常に心配しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am constipated without God's help and am very worried that my uterus will move down during REM sleep.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.