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I am constipated and can't cant take a dump

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便秘で排泄物が取れない

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Unable to remove excreta due to constipation

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便秘で排泄物が排出できない

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Unable to excrete waste due to constipation

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便秘で老廃物が排出できない

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Unable to eliminate waste products due to constipation

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便秘で老廃物が排出できない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unable to eliminate waste products due to constipation