YOU SAID:
I am cartesian therafore I cannit bear polar bears!
INTO JAPANESE
私はデカルト therafore 私 cannit ホッキョクグマ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I therafore Descartes I cannit polar bears!
INTO JAPANESE
私 therafore デカルト私 cannit ホッキョクグマ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I therafore Descartes I cannit polar bears!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.