YOU SAID:
I am bleeding. So much blood. I hope I don't stain the couch. I'm so hungry. Please help. I need to eat. I have eight cats and a pug. Soon I will have horses, cows, pigs, and sheep. Goats too. Brenden is the favorite child.
INTO JAPANESE
出血しています。たくさんの血。ソファを汚さないように。私はとても空腹だ。助けてください。私は食べる必要があります。私は8匹の猫と1匹のパグを飼っています。すぐに私は馬、牛、豚、羊を飼うでしょう。ヤギも。ブレンデンは好きな子供です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm bleeding. Lots of blood. Don't get the sofa dirty. I'm very hungry. Help me. I need to eat I have 8 cats and 1 pug. Soon I will have horses, cows, pigs and sheep. Goats too. Brenden is my favorite kid.
INTO JAPANESE
血が出てます。たくさんの血。ソファを汚さないでください。私はとてもお腹がすいてます。助けて。私は食べる必要があります私は8匹の猫と1匹のパグを持っています。すぐに私は馬、牛、豚、羊を飼うでしょう。ヤギも。ブレンデンは私の好きな子供です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm bleeding. Lots of blood. Do not stain the sofa. I am very hungry. Help. I have to eat I have 8 cats and 1 pug. Soon I will have horses, cows, pigs and sheep. Goats too. Brenden is my favorite kid.
INTO JAPANESE
血が出てます。たくさんの血。ソファを汚さないでください。私は非常に飢えている。助けて。私は8匹の猫と1匹のパグを食べなければなりません。すぐに私は馬、牛、豚、羊を飼うでしょう。ヤギも。ブレンデンは私の好きな子供です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm bleeding. Lots of blood. Do not stain the sofa. I am very hungry. Help. I have to eat 8 cats and 1 pug. Soon I will have horses, cows, pigs and sheep. Goats too. Brenden is my favorite kid.
INTO JAPANESE
血が出てます。たくさんの血。ソファを汚さないでください。私は非常に飢えている。助けて。私は猫8匹とパグ1匹を食べなければなりません。すぐに私は馬、牛、豚、羊を飼うでしょう。ヤギも。ブレンデンは私の好きな子供です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm bleeding. Lots of blood. Do not stain the sofa. I am very hungry. Help. I have to eat 8 cats and 1 pug. Soon I will have horses, cows, pigs and sheep. Goats too. Brenden is my favorite kid.
You've done this before, haven't you.