Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
I am being inseminated without consent by plants. Somebody call the cops, I need to send a restraining order. Seriously, help!
INTO JAPANESE
私は植物の同意なしに授精中です。誰かが警官に電話をして、私は拘束令を送る必要があります。真剣に、助けて!
Yes! You've got it man! You've got it