YOU SAID:
I am asleep, mess, sick, and drunk
INTO JAPANESE
私は眠っている、飲酒、病気、混乱
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was asleep, drunk, disease, confusion
INTO JAPANESE
私は眠っている、飲酒、病気、混乱
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was asleep, drunk, disease, confusion
That didn't even make that much sense in English.