YOU SAID:
I am as dead as a banana
INTO JAPANESE
私はバナナのように死んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm dead like a banana
INTO JAPANESE
私はバナナのように死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I died like a banana.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバナナのように死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I died like a banana.
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