YOU SAID:
I am an idiot that licks stuff off walls
INTO JAPANESE
私は壁からのものをなめる白痴
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the idiot licking stuff off the wall
INTO JAPANESE
私は壁からのものを舐めている白痴
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the idiot licking stuff off the wall
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