YOU SAID:
i am an egg so don't crack me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を割れていないので卵
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I don't crack my eggs
INTO JAPANESE
私の卵を割れていないので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because it does not crack my eggs
INTO JAPANESE
私の卵が割れないので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because it does not crack my eggs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.