YOU SAID:
I am also happy that I don’t possess a peen
INTO JAPANESE
私はピーンを持っていないことも幸せです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm happy that I don't have peen
INTO JAPANESE
私はピーンを持っていないことを嬉しく思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad I don't have peen
INTO JAPANESE
私はピーンを持っていないことがうれしいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad I don't have peen
That didn't even make that much sense in English.