YOU SAID:
I am actually a sheep disguised as a stunningly average human.
INTO JAPANESE
私は実際に、驚くほどに平均的な人間を装った羊です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Dad, I don't actually care.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、おとうさん、私は実際に.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Dad, I don't actually care.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.