YOU SAID:
I am absolutely furious that there are no applejacks in my grandmas new tupperware
INTO JAPANESE
私はおばあちゃんの新しいタッパーウェアにアップルジャックがいないことに絶対に怒っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm absolutely mad that there's no applejack in grandma's new Tupperware
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんの新しいタッパーウェアにアップルジャックがいないなんて絶対に怒ってる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm absolutely mad that there's no applejack in grandma's new Tupperware
That didn't even make that much sense in English.