YOU SAID:
I am about to shoot myself in the head
INTO JAPANESE
私は頭の中で自分自身を撃つしようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm trying to shoot myself in the head
INTO JAPANESE
私は頭の中で自分自身を撃とうとしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm trying to shoot myself in the head
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