YOU SAID:

I am about to do a salty poo in my underwear

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の下着に塩辛いうんちをしようとしています

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I'm trying to poop salty on my underwear

INTO JAPANESE

下着に塩辛いうんちをしようとしています

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Trying to put salty poop on underwear

INTO JAPANESE

下着に塩辛いうんちを塗ろうとする

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Trying to smear salty poop on underwear

INTO JAPANESE

下着に塩辛いうんちを塗ろうとする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Trying to smear salty poop on underwear