YOU SAID:
I am about to claim my car insurance, which is a lot of money. Other than men who dance, we are all straight. That is a fact of women’s milk and food. Goats should be penetrated by the swords of Turkish men
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の自動車保険は、多くのお金であると主張します。ダンス人以外すべての直線がおります。女性の牛乳と食品の事実であります。ヤギはトルコ人の剣によって浸透する必要があります。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.