YOU SAID:
I am a waffle and I am proud
INTO JAPANESE
ワッフルと誇りに思っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm proud and waffles
INTO JAPANESE
私は誇りに思って、ワッフル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am proud to waffles
INTO JAPANESE
私は誇りに思ってワッフルに
That didn't even make that much sense in English.