YOU SAID:
i am a ugly rat pie time to eat me NOW
INTO JAPANESE
私は今私を食べる醜いネズミのパイの時間です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm now time for an ugly rat pie to eat me
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、醜いネズミのパイが私を食べる時間です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm now time for an ugly rat pie to eat me
You've done this before, haven't you.