YOU SAID:

I am a sussy baka that eats sus stuff like that becomes very discussable and kills you BFF and almost dies doing it, this is a run on sentence by the way!

INTO JAPANESE

私は、そのようなサスネタを食べるサジーバカです。議論の対象になり、友人を殺し、それをしているとほとんど死にます、ちなみに、これは文章です！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a sad idiot who eats such sad stories. Become the subject of arguments, kill your friends, almost die doing it, by the way, this is a sentence!

INTO JAPANESE

そんな悲しい話を食べる私は悲しいバカだ。議論の対象になる、友達を殺す、それをしていると死にそうになる、ちなみにこれは文章です！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a sad idiot who eats such sad stories. Become the subject of an argument, kill your friends, almost die while doing it, by the way, this is a sentence!

INTO JAPANESE

そんな悲しい話を食べる私は悲しいバカだ。口論の対象になったり、友達を殺したり、その最中に死にそうになったり、ちなみにこれは文章です！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a sad idiot who eats such sad stories. Become the subject of an argument, kill your friend, almost die in the middle of it, and by the way, this is a sentence!

INTO JAPANESE

そんな悲しい話を食べる私は悲しいバカだ。口論の対象になったり、友達を殺したり、その最中に死にそうになったり、ちなみにこれは文章です！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a sad idiot who eats such sad stories. Become the subject of an argument, kill your friend, almost die in the middle of it, and by the way, this is a sentence!