YOU SAID:
I am a sussy baka that eats sus stuff like that
INTO JAPANESE
私はそんなサスものを食べるサスバカです。
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I'm a sucker who eats crappy foods like that.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそんなまずいものを食べるダメ人間です。
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I'm a bad person who eats such bad food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんなまずいものを食べる私は悪い人です。
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I'm a bad person for eating such disgusting food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんなまずいものを食べるなんて、私はダメな人間だ。
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I'm a bad person to eat such disgusting food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんなまずいものを食べるなんて私は悪い人間です。
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I'm a bad person for eating such disgusting food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんなまずいものを食べるなんて、私はダメな人間だ。
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I'm a bad person to eat such disgusting food.
INTO JAPANESE
こんなまずいものを食べるなんて私は悪い人間です。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium