YOU SAID:
i am a snail and god is salting me
INTO JAPANESE
私はカタツムリだと神は私に塩漬けです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a snail and God is salted to me
INTO JAPANESE
私はカタツムリです、そして神は私に塩を注がれています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a snail, and God is poured salt on me
INTO JAPANESE
私はカタツムリです、そして神は私に塩を注がれています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a snail, and God is poured salt on me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.