YOU SAID:

i am a slay cause a rly hot dude tried to rizz me up today i obv said no but he was so hot i was drilling like no cap babes no kidding

INTO JAPANESE

私は殺人者です 今日、rlyの熱い男が私を怒らせようとしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a killer today rly hot guy tried to piss me off

INTO JAPANESE

I'm a killer today rly hot guy が私を怒らせようとした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a killer today rly hot guy tried to piss me off