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YOU SAID:

I am a sheet slitter. I slit sheets.

INTO JAPANESE

私はシートスリッターです。私はシートをスリットしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a seat slitter. I slit the sheet.

INTO JAPANESE

私はシートスリッターです。私はシートをスリットしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a seat slitter. I slit the sheet.

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