YOU SAID:
i am a really cool dude that wants a dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が欲しい本当にクールな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a really cool guy who wants a dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が欲しい本当にかっこいい男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a really cool guy who wants a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.