YOU SAID:
i am a quartered banana that has no trousers.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンのない四分の一バナナです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a quarter banana without pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンのないクォーターバナナです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a quarter banana without pants.
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