YOU SAID:
I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip and I have a friend I pity quite a bit.
INTO JAPANESE
私は王子様で、船に住んでいて、ライフルを構えて、腰から撃ちます。そして、とても同情する友達がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a prince, I live on a boat, I carry a rifle, I shoot from the hip, and I have friends who are very sympathetic.
INTO JAPANESE
私は王子様で、船に住み、ライフルを持ち、腰から銃を撃ち、とても思いやりのある友達がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a prince, I live on a boat, I carry a rifle, I shoot from the hip, and I have very caring friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は王子様で、船に住み、ライフルを持ち、腰から銃を撃ち、そしてとても思いやりのある友人たちがいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a prince, I live on a boat, I carry a rifle, I shoot from the hip, and I have very caring friends.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.