YOU SAID:
I am a Potato who can't swim :(
INTO JAPANESE
私は泳ぐことができないポテトです:(
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a potato that I can not swim :(
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が泳ぐことができないジャガイモです:(
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a potato that I can not swim :(
That didn't even make that much sense in English.