YOU SAID:
I am a potato that dances
INTO JAPANESE
私は踊るジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a dancing potato
INTO JAPANESE
私はダンスポテトです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a dance potato
INTO JAPANESE
私はダンスポテトです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a dance potato
That didn't even make that much sense in English.