YOU SAID:

i am a poo poo eater with a head with no neck and leg power

INTO JAPANESE

私は首と脚の力のない頭を持つプープーイーターです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a Pooupeater with a head without neck and leg power

INTO JAPANESE

私は首と脚の力のない頭のポウペーターです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a pointer with no head and leg power

INTO JAPANESE

私は頭と脚の力のないポインタです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a pointer with no head and leg power